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WELCOME TO STUFF FROM THE PAST!

Well, from the past of this site anyway! This includes all the one-time jabs at our elected officials, my all purpose practical joke guide, and billions of other things which, despite my mentioning them, do not actually exist.

Think of this page as the attic of the site, for all the stuff that's been on the front page that I dare not throw away. This includes important links to stuff that might not even be on my site! The oldest stuff is at the bottom of the list of links below, with the newer things being closer to the top. I'll add stuff here after it's spent lots of time on the front page and has probably been seen by most people visiting the site.

But it is here that you can catch anything you might have missed from the Eagle-DNA main page. This page is here to reduce clutter. The site shall evolve until it operates like a space manta ray (Space manta rays are known for their efficiency!).

So sit back and click away, Joe Q. or Jane G. Public, and enjoy all the wonders that lie on these pages! Just because you missed it the first time doesn't mean it's gone away forever! And for those of you who enjoy living in the past, forever denying that time progresses, placing yourself in your own foolish and cruel world where nothing can ever move forward - Well, you've come to the right place! BUT YOU'RE EARLY!!!!!!

Two ladies (?) discuss Eagle-DNA's quality.

Same two ladies (?!) discussing the Internet in general, and Eagle-DNA in passing.

Get Away to eagledna.com - A little song I wrote just before the summer of 2003, or as I like to call it, "That ol' summer."

Check out the April 1, 2002, "Wafers of Mass Destruction," in close to its original form!

DOWNLOAD THE SCRUFFY JONES CHRISTMAS MEDLEY!!!

Download the classic Scruffy Jones hit "I've Got Disease" and wonder what the hell I'm talking about!

Check out the KludgeCo reproduction of everyone's favorite first appearance of Owlie!

Interested in converting your pesky basement into a fallout shelter? Well, check out my scan of a 1966 fallout shelter DOD pamphlet!

Here's the "Dabney and the Albatross" page, a comic contrived and used solely for April Fools' Day, 2001, and not made to anger anyone in Madagascar. Sorry Baroness! There's even a likable tune (likable, if you like listening to metal scraping against metal)!

Here's the first ever (well, first TWO, really) EAGLE-DNA THEME SONG!!

Here's my own little Hound's Home theme! Check out Hound's Home by Ryan Duchane!

Photo Gallery! (Weird Al Concert and others!)

Limerick fans, INDULGE in the glory of very few limericks!

Click here to visit the Torn Curtain site.

See a Fat Jesus comic by Bob Scott!

CATCH THE EAGLE-DNA BOOK TOUR AS IT PASSES THROUGH YOUR HOME TOWN!

Click here to visit "Bob's Crazy Comedy Warehouse!" Rarely updated, but always wacky!

Learn all about Nebraska! (Well, not really!) A Flash Mini-Movie by Bob Scott!

Email Bob Scott

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