LIMERICKS! YEE HAW!
"It's Lame!" -The vet regarding most animals with a bad leg
Hey! Send me your favorite ORIGINAL limerick (written by you, not by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who is well known for his limericks and belief in faeries). If you're lucky and I keep this whole limerick thing going for more than a week, you might just see one of your own limericks on this very page! And your name will be right next to it (as opposed to all those warrants that it's already on!). There's no real PRIZE, per se, but isn't having a limerick up with other limericks on a site with a comic what life is really all about? I didn't think so.
But if you have an inkling, send a limerick this way and who knows, you might be the next Jimmy Stewart, who during the entire production of "It's a Wonderful Life" wrote no fewer than THREE THOUSAND LIMERICKS! Truly a man to be reckoned with! It was that very limericking skill which shocked and amazed John Wayne on the set of "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance," thus leading to the actual ending of that film as opposed to the original, where Katherine Hepburn, upset about the future, shot John Wayne repeatedly with a potato gun.
BUT ENOUGH IDLE CHIT-CHAT! ON TO LIMERICKS!
Who knew? Tucker finally got cancelled.
And as someone who saw all of the episodes
(4 in all, though that was hell enough) I now
rejoice, with a limerick hoping that it doesn't
return.
Goodbye Tucker (A Limerick by Bob Scott)
Goodbye to the "comedy" Tucker.
A program could hardly be suckier!
But its sad replacement
From NBC's basement-
A sitcom with Darius Rucker!
IDIOTS! (A 2 part limerick by Bob Scott)
There once was a fellow named Fred.
He wasn't quite right in the head.
And one fateful day,
Stupid Fred passed away,
Only to be replaced by Ted.
So there was this fellow named Ted.
Like Fred, he's not right in the head.
It turned out Ted's fate
Was to be "Ted the late."
And another took over his stead.
