May 20, 2000 - The Eagle-DNA American Grand National American Book Item Tour (E-D.A.G.N.A.B.I.T.) has been cancelled until a better acronym can be arrived at. And until there actually is a book. Thank you for your patronage.
June 01, 2000 - It has come to my attention that there are already books, but none of them are books by me about Eagle-DNA. This correction was sent in by Tamanda Tcroft of Lemmingsville, Idaho. I have withheld her real name, as per her request. Please do not hurl large bricks at her windows, nor should you spit at her on the street when you see her, as you wouldn't know who she was. She only signed a PO Box, or I'd refuse to give you her address, which despite hours of research, I could not find.
Show her a thing or two for trying to make me look like a fool... Damn her... I know about books. Just because I can't read... making a fool out of me... no one asked me to the dance...
Ahem... Anyway, when the book is available, this site will be full of tour dates, and tidbits about where you can find this Miss Tamanda Tcroft... Then we'll see who's correcting who!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
June 26, 2000 - THIS JUST IN!!! The Honorable Tamanda Tcroft has written back, apparently offended by what I've typed! She's highly disappointed in me! I USED THE WORD "WHO" INSTEAD OF THE SACRED "WHOM" WHICH SHE INSISTS IS THE PROPER THING TO HAVE DONE!!! I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!!!
June 28, 2000 - Jiffy McPip, former curator of this news page, has been arrested and carted off to prison. From here on, you'll find that this page will tolerate criticism from any source. No one need fear for their lives just because they point out a simple error anymore, as Jiffy is in jail.
but you'd better not get in my way, Tamanda! Where Jiffy failed, I will succeed! That's right... I only use the word "whom"...
